my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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