Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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