Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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