she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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