I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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