i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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