from now on my penis is your penis
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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