i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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