I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
jump out the window naked night went bad
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