I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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