What a fucking waste of an outfit
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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