Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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