do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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