So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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