I just saw a hot homeless man
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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