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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Welp...herpes.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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