Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Dick very happy bro
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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