There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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