Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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