Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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