Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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