just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i used baking grease as lip gloss
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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