His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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