Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
