I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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