No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Blood and glitter go together right?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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