I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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