Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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