I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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