But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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