yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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