okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
