Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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