some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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