You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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