Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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