Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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