So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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