we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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