Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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