I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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