i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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