BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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