somebody snuck up and got me drunk
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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