i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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