Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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