Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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