so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do vagina's smell?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
