this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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