so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
All I want is dick and wine.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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