My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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