You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm just crazy horny about you
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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