her vagine was all disorganized.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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