Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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