smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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